stabyouwithafork:

thatboyis-amon-ster:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Thanks Mufasa!

All hail the all-knowing lion in the sky.


ohyoaustin:

praedat0r:

woahmrkelley:

fahrlight:

I am not tagging this. you all need to read it.

Just cried reading this

I watched the whole documentary, it was fucking heartbreaking. 

Wow this is seriously so sad.

(Source: brothers-sisters-comrades)


xmissmaex:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is awesome.


thequeenofshebasays:

Here is my very first Follow Forever!!

I made this, because it was kinda time. Some of you are new friends, and some of you have been there since I first joined tumblr. Y’all are great and put up with everything! I’ve had a blast getting to know all of you! And even if we don’t chat as much as we used to, or we all just kinda lurk, it’s been a pleasure getting to know you all in some manner. Thank you!

#:

1xralwaysandforever 500daysoftaylor

A:

adihsarann adorkablester allinmyfeels amavandria amg-betweengoingandgone anderstandingme anothermaslanyclone ashiduree avanjogia-beautifullytwisted atjogia awolfcomeshome

B:

beammaeup bethyllove bigbaldhead bitemelikeabullet blockthekat blondietvjunkie bonobochick brimstonesshop brokewithexpensiveshoes bubblesloveschuchi burdenedwithgloriousvillains

C:

c-sand (she made the gifs above, thank you!!) carni611 champagnesupernovagirl chandra75 cherokeexrose clowemones 

D:

ddesaheartfelt deyrin digthatshit dixonsbooty donotruninfear

E:

eequalsmcsquaredx enchanted-rose

F:

fangbanger135 fanothefang foreverbethyl fragilestiles francescadb freak-thefreak-out

G:

gaytheismandsex gdgegn genimobrien georgia-born-redneck gublernation

H:

helloatheart hitrecordjoe hyena-laff

I:

i-am-invisible-for-you iamrachaelbrown icedteaandoldlace identitycrisis93 idreamoffrankie imperfect1989k ineedkatnisslikeikneaddough inshecried itsnaturebel iwannaseeitall

J:

jennifercarolyn joistheone july-94

K:

kaiiloveseveryone kathycfan kawaiivintage kbeth keyraww kingcakesandbeignets kinnus kiralovesryuk kissie-kay kurenai24

L:

ladychi22 lahobbit lebenhosen lemonysnickerdoodle letmeholdyourhand-x letsparksflyyy letstoasttotheend littlebaldbeth lolitalovesick louisesedig lovedacey loveyoushotgun lynnvegas

M:

mattsmithismyhero megraphine mrskahuanui msvsquared mustangoftheflame my-aladdin my-heart-in-motion

N:

niallbranson nikkisimona no-stormwill-last-forever nonormynolife normreedus nothingbutirony

O:

obsessivegublerdisorder ocalypse oreeocookie osnapitzvavan ohelloangelique oswinrycbaroswald

P:

pinklovetwin1 pinkportrait prettyeyes1202 professorjoke profiling-walkers-in-purgatory prom-wrecker prozacmorning pulloutboy

Q:

queenofairandsnarkness

R:

ratheradmirable realisticallyoptimisticpessimist reeduscriss reedusproblems

S:

scotslassieineverywhere secrets4theunderground senselessrose shingeki-no-kaijus shmeggles345 showingupanyway silenceofthequeen simplyanotherstatistic skinnylove1324 smakibbfb smithersandcoleman soapoperarocktoppers starvingartistt storming-wolf steveyeun 

T:

t3centre tarynritani team-not-dead tha-htwnbelle the-future-jogia the-man-with-two-broken-hearts theanxietygirl thefutureinmyheart thejerredbutler thesocialcommentary thewickedwestwitch thewhoreontheroof this-will-be-my-design thisismydivision truth-be-told—i-never-was-yours turquoisevine twerktoria twisteddanny twistedscandal tyfinify

U:

ughwinchesterbrothers uniqueme2417 unlikely-alliance

V:

vintagetidess

W:

whoa-its-meee wishidhavewrittenitdown

X:

xgreengarden xthinkforyourselfx

Y:

you-just-feel-used youcantcallitfroley youmakemechokeonwords youre-so-coot

Z: zilch.

i made it alphabetical, i am so proud.

Im so excited!!! this is the first time I’m mentioned in one of these!! :) LOVE YOU !!!

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

(Source: myeyesarehazel)

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you


sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character

(Source: bolinss)


artschoolglasses:

Favourite Fashion: Alexander McQueen, Fall 2008 RTW

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

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